Wednesday, July 2, 2014

Haiku Tour Diary.

I went on a solo acoustic tour and I wrote a haiku everyday. These are the haikus.







Bakersfield

So close to Gibbons.
I hope I get to see him.
Bus leaves; no Gibbons.









                                                           




Fresno

"Do you have some change?"
"Oh, you wanna fuck him now?"
 Keep fucking walking.











Portland

"You got a dollar?
I need to get to Eugene.
Getting my hip fixed."










Boise

Didn't make the show.
Didn't meet up with Kira.
Got drunk; passed out;  left.








Salt Lake City

I wish I was drunk,
Maybe then these anarchists
Would understand me.









Tucson

"I didn't expect
Such a beautiful voice." What's
That supposed to mean?












Phoenix

I'm so much older
Than everyone at Trunk Space.
Guess I'll be first dead.












Las Vegas

My trips to Vegas
Are just like "The Hangover"
But with one sad dude.















San Diego

I don't give a shit.
Neither does the audience.
And we'll all die bored.







Los Angeles

Slept in my own bed,
Which normally ain't so great,
But tonight it was.














Santa Barbara

Got a new tattoo
From some drunk dude I don't know.
He gave me a ghost.










Oakland 1

Hey, how do you catch
A unique rabbit? Easy,
Unique up on it.

























Oakland 2

I saw this movie,
Polish film about a nun.
I guess I've seen worse.














San Francisco

Going home early
Because I miss my girlfriend
And my Del Taco.

1 comment:

  1. You have lots of adventures. It's a chaotic life, but there's lots of change, and that's good. Keep moving, right? I like your presentation. There's truth around somewhere, wriggling up between the aches and sorrows, for each of us, and it matters after all, despite everything that indicates otherwise, namsaw?

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