Hell in a Cell Review

I already got drunk and bought a lyft got to come home so now i give my honest opinion as to what happened on hell in a cell 2014.
forst of all where was jack swagger and first of all wtf
second of all the first match
i like dolph giggler and all

but look at wrestling in the real world, and then look at who giggler is wrestling tonight

obviously who in the world is gonna win. we know and you know but wrestling isn't real so who wins? giggler and not cesaro but i like cesaro but who cares because I'm shitty and my life matters not. but obviously if the world is real cesaro is the best of the championsjgop 

next match,

nikolai volkbella

vs,

nikita koloffbella

who cares they both look the same bria bella bell mode is married to daniel bray but she can't do yes yesy yes right so fuck her and fuck life and i die and you die and fort king and animal raps

i hear voices is in m head they talk to me they understand the y talk to me

guess what you can make all the memes you want in the world but no matter what the people you want to win won't because john vrna is the rnay or ton brit guess what daniel btuan will retina wrestle mania 40 so fuck you.

fuck you versus

fuck you versus make the world nice and we care about each other and the world lover each outer

guess what hate wins because the asshle wins and life is bad because sheamus is a shit

big show versus

rsueb

oh hey stupid guess what america is willy nelson and woody harrelson and big show aint america so fist your ass up tousled

aj lee

versues paigemaster

who givers a shit because theres two good wwe divas.

they are

nattie neidhart

and

charlotte flair.

everybody else is a date of time even cm punk aj lee

when charlotte and nattie are wrestling for the divas wwe title divas will matter until then fuck you eat shit motherfucker.

oh yeah there was one really good match

dean ambrose

vs,

seth rollins

look this was a great match and the future of wwe.

there shoufl have been blood but guess what bray wyatt came back

now we get bray wyatt vs team abmros and wrestling is good again and my life is work living and i won't jump off a beige

but you son of a bitch i need daniel bryan so much and i need wade barrett so much

and also can macho man please be alive again and live forever?

fuvk you i want shakeys